when the d is bigger than u thought
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE ZOMBIES IN RESIDENT EVIL 4 THAT YOU NEED A HEAT DETECTING SCOPE TO KILL
Anonymous asked: Excuse my bluntness, but men have something that separates them from women. And I don't think we should have to squish them so you can have more sitting room. If you can be grumpy and snappy to everyone at that time of the month, men should get to have a little more room. Just like women can't help having periods, men can't help having testicles.
LOL. It’s my first BUT MY BALLS anon.
As many people have said before, if you can’t sit without doing the splits because it makes your poor balls hurt, please see a doctor immediately. Sitting with your legs parallel to your hips should NOT hurt as bad as muscle spasms that work to tear off a layer of flesh and mucus from the uterine wall.
I am a transwoman. My entire life I have been able to sit and condense myself into this supposedly ball crushing sitting positions with little to no issue. Sure there are occasions when it is problematic, stick you hand down there and shift it over. It only takes five seconds. I see you guys scratching down there all the time anyway so it should not be a big deal for you to do in public. If your balls are so big that your legs must be more open than 30 degrees, you should probably go see a doctor about it.
Also, there are plenty of men without testicles as well as plenty of women who do not have periods.
Please excuse my sexism because my balls.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again
I have DD boobs. I don’t need to sit with my elbows ramming into everyone around me. So if my DD breasts can handle being squished by my arms, your tiny little peanuts can handle being stuck between your legs.
Anyway, men just want to show off their junk because they rarely have personalities.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy